What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 23:58

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.